Australian News
was having my 30minute lunch break at work today. Didnt felt like eating. So headed to the usual hang out spot. There were only a few people around. They were all watching news on skynews (Australian news a'la CNN). The news was showing some live footage of an empty air base located somewhere in queensland. Below were the headings of the agenda. "Breaking NEws. An F-111 airplane making emergency landing. Damaged undercarriage". My split shot reaction was. what the hell? Some disaster is happening. People are going to die! camera zooms in to show the plane making a failed landing attempt. There were two presenters explaining what was going on.
Then it caught my mind. F stands for single pilot fighter jet. emergency landing at airbase. The crappy presenters trying very hard to add in a one or two punch line. Oh im in australia. The news here is all bullshit. "Headline"Footballer Ben Cousins out-runs police breathalizers (spelling). "Headline" How i lost 50kg's. in my sleep". Yeapz. Shit like that makes australian first page headlines.
Whereas in the middle east. War has begun. A tsunami hits Indonesia. again. We only have a fighter-pilot who stuffed up take-off and scratched his plane's belly to make breaking news. Here in big isolated Australia. We have nothing interesting to report on. :P. Flick the channel plz.
















